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FIRST INDIAN ASTRONAUT RETURNS TO EARTH Some have heard the news that India has entered into the race for the moon. This is the picture of their first returned Indian astronaut. Just landed. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There

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Big Boss: This year your performance was good, excellent and outstanding. So, your rating is "average". Kumar: What? How come 'average'? Big Boss: Because...err. ..uhh...you lack domain knowledge. Kumar: But last year you said I am a domain expert and you put me in this project as a domain consultant. Big Boss: Oh is it? Well, in that case, I think your domain knowledge has eroded this year.

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Don't Bother Me A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion with his Lord, the atheist never even looked twice at a church. However, the atheist’s life was good, he had a well-paying job and a beautiful wife, and his children were healthy and good-natured,

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Heroism and Devotion A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and guns but he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the

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Side effects of alcohol and cures Symptom: Cold and humid feet. Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the drink on your feet). Remedy : Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights. Cause: You're lying on the floor. Remedy: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor. Symptom:

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Pascal is Out All the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek. Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den. He is supposed to count up to 100 and then start searching. Everyone starts hiding except Newton. Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein. Einstein's counting: 1,2,3......97,98,99.....100... .

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3 men in Hell Three men went to hell. The devil said to them "You have come to hell, and you must now choose whether to spend eternity in room 1, 2 or 3" He then opened the doors to the three rooms. Room 1 was filled with men standing on their heads, on a hard wooden floor. Room 2 was filled with men standing on the heads, on a cement floor. Finally, room 3 had just

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A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:- Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but

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The Blonde Convention 80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" Convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or

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Constipation An old lady went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation. "It's terrible," she said, "I haven't moved my bowels in a week." "I see. Have you done anything about it?" asked the doctor. "Naturally," she replied, "I sit in the bathroom for a half- hour in the morning and again at night." "No," the doctor said, "I mean do you take

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EFFECTIVE JANUARY 1, 2010 NEW OFFICE POLICY Dress Code: 1 You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. 2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. 3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do

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If we were to Honestly reply to all the HR Questions they would go something like this 1. Why did you apply for this job? I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me now. 2. Why do you want to work for this company? I have to work for some company who ever gives me a job, I don't have any specific company in mind. 3. Why should I hire you? You have to hire some one, you may

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SCROLL DOWN TO BECOME A CELEBRITY * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

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THIS IS HOW GIRLS DOWNLOAD VIDEOS FROM INTERNET.... WHAT A BRAIN ....

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1) Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month. 2) Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby. 3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. 4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby. 5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man

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After going through a virus attack, losing a hard drive, fighting off hackers, upgrading all my software, installing fire-walls, being threatened with being cut off by my email provider, and a host of other problems... I have fixed my computer... and NOW it works exactly the way I want it to! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

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There are 20 different images and choose those u think reflecting your childhood... 01 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 02 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 03 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 04 -

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before and after marriage.. He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: No! Don't even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! Over and over! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: No! Why are you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Every chance I get. She: Will you hit me? He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person! She: Can I trust

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Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out. AVERAGE: Not too bright. EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED: Has committed no major blunders to date. ACTIVE SOCIALLY: Drinks heavily. ZEALOUS ATTITUDE: Opinionated. CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH: Still one step ahead of the law. UNLIMITED POTENTIAL:

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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get

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Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft Subject: Problems with my new computer Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice. 1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this. 2. One doubt is whether any’re-scooter' is available in system? I

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1. At the movies:When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. . Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here... 2. In the bus:A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet... Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again. 3. At a funeral:One of the

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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: 'Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen!' God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next

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Duck Hunting has been going on since ages & its very much legal. Even people have enjoyed Duck Hunting, if not in reality then in the Virtual World remember "Duck Hunt" ya we all love that game... But now Beware the Ducks are becoming more and more clever and trying different methods to prevent their killing and take revenge on Humans.. Here is a Spy-Cam Shot of How Ducks are Taking there

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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, 'When

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The Virginity Check A young man was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin. The doctor said, 'Well, you need three things. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel..' The man was astonished and asked, 'So what do I do with these?' The doc replied, 'Before the wedding night, you paint your one

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Santa runing after a BusSanta runing after a Bus, finally catches it n asks the Driver: "Ye bus teri Ma lagti hai?" Driver: Nahin. Santa: To kya Behan lagti hai? Driver: Nahin. Santa: To phir chadne kyun nahin deta? Santa fondling a lady in crowded busSanta was fondling a lady in a crowded bus. Lady: Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain! Santa: Itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho sakta

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hree women are discussing their teenage daughters. The first declares: 'I was so shocked last week. I was tidying my daughter's room and I found a packet of cigarettes under her pillow. I didn't even know that she smoked!' 'It gets worse than that,' says the second mother. 'I was tidying my daughter's room last week and I found a bottle of vodka under her bed. I didn't even know that she drank!'

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A couple were having financial problems until finally they couldn't stand it any more. The husband said to his wife that is was necessary for her to make some money through prostitution to get by. So the husband drove her to the place where she had to do the job and in the evening he picked her up again. 'So, how much have you earned today?' the husband asked. 'Well', the woman responded, 'I've

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While walking his beat, a policeman is bemused to find a Santa Singh, clearly drunk, staggering about with a key in his hand. 'They've stolen my car,' the drunk shouts. 'It was right here earlier on the end of this key.' 'More importantly, sir,' says the policeman. 'Do you know your penis is hanging out?' 'Oh my God,' wails the drunk Santa. 'They've got my girlfriend as well!' A teacher asks

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After a long night of making love the young guy rolled over, was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on a desk in the distance. Naturally, the guy began to worry. 'Is this your husband?' he inquired nervously. 'No, silly,' she replied, snuggling up to him. 'Your boyfriend then?' he asked. 'No, not at all,' she said, nibbling away at his ear. 'Well, who is he then?'

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After an enjoyable eighteen hole of golf, a man stopped in a bar for a beer before heading home. There he struck up a conversation with a ravishing young beauty. They had a couple of drinks, liked each other, and soon she invited him over to her apartment. For two hours they made mad, passionate love. On the way home, the the man's conscience started bothering him something awful. He loved his

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Jaspinder meets a her school friend after 20 years and tells her how her life has been great and that she has 10 children. 'Wow!' says her friend. 'What are their names?' 'Mandeep, Mandeep, Mandeep, Mandeep, Mandeep, Mandeep, Mandeep, Mandeep, Mandeep and Mandeep,' she answers, smiling proudly. Her friend looks at her dubiously. 'Really?' she says. 'So what if you want them to come in from

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Santa Singh was driving along the highway when a police officer pulled him over for speeding. The officer is Banta Singh. Officer: May I see your licence?Santa Singh: License? What does it look like?Officer: Its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.Santa looks around the car for a rectangular piece of object and finds a compact mirror used by his wife in the glove compartnment.Santa

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Santa Singh, woke up after the annual office Diwali bash party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some breakfast in front of him. 'Jaswinder' he moaned, 'tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?' 'Even worse,' she said, her voice

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A woman guest approaches the bar in a small restaurant. She calls the guy at the bar and when he is standing in front of her, she asks him in a very seductive way to come nearer. Then she bends over the desk and starts to caress his beard. 'Are you the owner of this place?' she asks and touches tenderly his cheek. 'Ehhh. No. Not at all!' he replies. 'Would you please call him here?' the lady asks

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I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I do. I do not get weekends or holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. I am willing to work any shift. My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

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Ms. Nice Guy - "Tickets to the boxing match? Oh, darling, you shouldn't have!" Also known as: Whattagal, Precious, one of the boys, My Main Squeeze, Doormat Advantages: Cheerful, agreeable, kindly Disadvantages: May wise up someday Old Yeller - "You spineless good-for-nothing drag-arse no-talent son of a bitch! Can't you see you're making me miserable??" Also known as: She-Devil,

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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. --- Tom Clancy You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither. --- Steve Martin Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. --- Woody Allen Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. --- Rodney

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Bicycles don't get pregnant. You can ride your Bicycle any time of the month. Bicycles don't have parents. Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong. You can share your Bicycle with your friends. Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you've ridden. When riding, you and your Bicycle can arrive at the same time. Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you have. Bicycles

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50. (the obvious) "Ooooooo." 49. "That works better the other way around." 48. Sniff, sniff. "Is something burning?" 47. "Damn, that's complicated" 46. "Wait, wait, here take my pillow." 45. "All right, already. _I_ came!" 44. "You guys need a value pak." 43. Smoke a pipe, every once in a while wave it around and say, "Good show, old bean!" 42. "Is that sperm or a mudpack?" 41. "You've got

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1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Do you smell something burning? 5. (In a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead... 6. Try breathing through your nose. 7. A little rug burn never hurt anyone! 8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant? 9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door? 10. But whipped cream makes me break out. 11. Person

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Koala and Lizard A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says "HeyKoala ! what are you doing?" The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But

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Good: Your children are sexually active. Bad: With each other Worse: And your wife. Good: Hot outdoor sex. Bad: Getting arrested. Worse: By your husband Good: The teacher likes your son. Bad: Sexually. Worse: The teacher is a he. Good: You go home for a quickie. Bad: you get caught by your wife Worse: You're with her sister.A farmer in Northern Queensland had owned a large property for several

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A father was very anxious to marry off his daughter so he wanted tried impress her first date. "Do you like to screw?" he asks. "Huh?!" replied the surprised young man. "My daughter, she loves to screw and she's very good at it. You and she should go screw." carefully explained the father. Now very interested, the boy replied, "Yes, sir!" Minutes later the girl came down the stairs, kissed her

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A town councillor in Wales , Mark Easton, had a beautiful view of the mountains, until a new neighbour purchased the land below his house and built a new home. The new home was 18 inches higher than the planning dept had approved, so Mark Easton, mad about his lost view, went to the local authority to make sure they enforced the roof line height. The new neighbour had to drop the roof height, at

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She whispered "will it hurt me?" "Of course not" answered he "It's a very simple process, You can rely on me." She said "I'm very frightened, I've not had this before. My friend has had it five times And said it can be sore." It was growing rather painful Tears formed in her eyes It was hurting

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Instead of Astrological Signs, how about these .. What's Your Business Sign? 1. MARKETING You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in college, concentrating instead on drinking and socializing which is pretty much what your job responsibilities are now. Least

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Mangta hoon to deti nahi, jawaab mere sawaal ka....... Deti hai to khada ho jata hai, rome rome jazbaat ka.......... Kehta hoon use aise na andar rakho, yun jawaab sawaal ka......... Wo kehti hai pehle tum dikhao, Rukh apni baat ka........ Kal sham ko jab kar rahe the sath mein, kaam apne office ka..... Khul gaya achanak uske aankhon ke samne, bhed coding logic ka....... Ishara karke kehti

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Male Training Seminars 1. Combatting Stupidity 2. You, Too, Can Do Housework 3. PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut 4. How to Fill an Ice Tray 5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas: Give us Money 6. Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming in Drunk at 4:00am 7. Wonderful Laundry

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Three Tough MiceThree mice are at a bar, having drinks, talking about how tough they are. The first mouse slams down a shot of booze, says, "Let me tell you how tough I am." I spot a trap and go for the cheese. When it snaps, I snatch the bar and bench press it 20 or so times and before it can close I'm outa there!" and he tosses down another shot. The second mouse slams down a shot and says, "

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Man shooting wifes lover Judge: Why did you shoot your wife instead of shooting her lover? Man: Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week. Veeru becoming Computer Consultant

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Ten Reasons E-mail Is Like A Penis 1. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off. 2. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior. 3. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it. 4. Many

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common between Bus Conductor and Gay man Question. What is common between a Bus Conductor and a Gay man? Answer. Both Shout - Pichey Se Aaja Three whores comparing notes about customers-- Three whores were comparing notes about their customers from the night before. "I fucked a cowboy last night", said

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Poor Girl !A wife arriving home after a shopping trip was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words. "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home

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Honey, I Found Your BallA man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows

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Groin MassageTwo women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a

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One night, a man and his lady friend were about to enter his apartment, when, before he could open the door, she said, “Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door.” The man says, “Well, give me some examples.” The lady explains, “Well, if a guy shoves his key in the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn’t for me. If a

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Due to recession, I sacked my Girlfriend (part of my cost cutting efforts) I need new one, so pass on this information to your female friends...please this is urgent (only females) Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below: Designation : Junior girl friend (trainee) Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys (Fresher with excellent

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When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers. When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity. When we die, our widows get the life insurance. What do women want to be liberated from? A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into

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OK so there's 3 blondes in a lift, suddenly the lift comes to a halt and the lights go out. First they try and call for help by using their mobile phones… but no luck. The phone's have no signal. After a couple of hours being stuck with no sign of help, one blond says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by shouting together." The others agree, and they take a deep breath and

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Ray dies and finds himself before the pearly gates of Heaven. St. Peter tells him that he cannot enter yet because he cheated on his income taxes. The only way he might get into heaven would be to sleep with a dumb, ugly woman for the next five years and enjoy it. Ray decides that this is a small price to pay for an eternity in heaven. So, off he goes with this woman, pretending to be happy. As

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A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market. Old cock to Young cock: "Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity. Young cock: What you mean? As far as I know, you are old and should be retired. Old cock: Young boy, there are twenty-five hens

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A Common message to everyone who say drinking is bad. Here are the advantages of each brand that people drink. DCSL EXTRA SPECIAL Protects your heart prevents constipation Blocks diarrhea Improves lung capacity Cushions joints WHITE DIAMOND Combats cancer Controls blood pressure Saves your eyesight Shields against Alzheimer's Slows aging process BLUE LABEL Aids digestion Lowers cholesterol

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Hi Tech Professional Seen in the bylanes of Silicon Valley    An Ideal Girlfriend Test Confused about how to find a suitable girlfriend? Take a Look... What are you reading? This book clearly shows the falling standards about reading habits...   An Optmist Voyeur Some people always find the bright side even in the darkest of times. Here's how.  

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Magic Trick With the circus in town, a local man is very excited to see the magic show and rushes down to the big top. He reaches the gates just as the circus is closing for the day but manages to buy a ticket and hurriedly runs into the tent. "Where's the magic show?", he breathlessly asks one employee. The lady replies that she just saw the magician in the back packing up his bags for the

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Sign Language Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny. The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, the demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy

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Preacher`s Raise There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby. The preacher went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck. After six children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's

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This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for when his wife gets home. He calls her on the phone, and says, "I'll be home in an hour." "Perfect," she replies. The man thinks her agreement is because the Doctor told him to take his Viagra an hour before. He takes the Viagra and waits. Well, and hour goes by, the man is ready to go, but no wife? She calls him on the

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In Hyderabad we have our own little Johnny. His name is Howla. His father is ambitious to educate Howla. Howla goes to school in Tappa Chabutra. Its principal was educated in Urdu high school and claims that he passed tenth class! There is a school inspection the next day and the conversation is as follows: Teacher: Kal inispector ayinga. Kochanaa (questions) puchinga. Sab achaa padkey aau.

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1. "We need"                                        I want 2. "This Kitchen is so ____"                     I want a new house 3. "I want new curtains"                         and carpet, and furniture, and ... 4. "I need a new pair of shoes"                 the other 40 are all the wrong color 5. "I only need a soap dish"                     We'll check out ALL the sale items 6. "Those are

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1. Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it...don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car  by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap. 2. Q: Should I cut down on

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1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits 4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game 5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too. 6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His 7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not

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1. On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.) 2. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?) 3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....) 4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "

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