A woman guest approaches the bar in a small restaurant.
She calls the guy at the bar and when he is standing in front of her, she asks him in a very seductive way to come nearer. Then she bends over the desk and starts to caress his beard. 'Are you the owner of this place?' she asks and touches tenderly his cheek.
'Ehhh. No. Not at all!' he replies.
'Would you please call him here?' the lady asks and gently touches his hair.
'Oh, I'm very sorry. But no. Impossible!' the man sighs.
'Would you then please do me a great favour?' the lady asks and follows gently the line of his lips.
'Of course. What ever you wish!' the man moans.
'I want to leave a message for the boss!' she says and let first one - then two - fingers slip into his mouth which he gently sucks on.
'What message?' he asks with the two fingers in his mouth.
'Please tell him that there is no paper, nor soap, nor towel in the lady's room!'

 
A guy and a gal meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.
A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again.
The girl has been watching him and says, 'You must be a dentist.'
The guy, surprised, says 'Yes....how did you figure that out?'
'Easy,' she replied, 'you keep washing your hands.'
One thing led to another and they make love. After they are done, the girl says, 'You must be a really good dentist.'
The guy, now with a boosted ego says, 'Well yes, I'm a good dentist. How did you figure that out?'
'Didn't feel a thing!'


A man and a woman were waiting in line at the hospital donation center.
Man: 'What are you doing here today?'
Woman: 'Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me Rs. 200 for it.'
Man: 'Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me Rs. 1000.'
The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the same line.
Man: 'Hi there! Here to donate blood again?'
Woman: (shaking her head with mouth closed) 'Unh unh.'