Santa Singh was driving along the highway when a police officer pulled him over for speeding. The officer is Banta Singh.
Officer: May I see your licence?
Santa Singh: License? What does it look like?
Officer: Its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.
Santa looks around the car for a rectangular piece of object and finds a compact mirror used by his wife in the glove compartnment.
Santa Singh: Here - this is all I have!
Banta Singh opens it up and says: Oye yaar! Why didn't you tell me! I can't fine you - you're also a police officer!


A doctor gets a visit from a patient who is not able to get an erection.
Doctor: Are you married?
Patient: No.
Doctor: Do you masturbate?
Patient: No.
Doctor: Do you visit prostitutes?
Patient: No.
Doctor: Do you have girlfriends?
Patient: No.
Doctor: To phir khada karke kya calender taangega?


On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away Santa Singh went straight round to visit his grandmother. When he asked how his grandpa had died, his granny explained 'He had a heart attack during sex on Sunday morning'
Horrified Santa suggested that shagging at the age of 94 was surely asking for trouble.
'Oh no' granny replied, 'We had sex every Sunday morning, in time with the local church bells, in with the dings and out with the dongs.'
She paused, and wiped away a tear. 'If it wasn't for that damn fire engine going past, he'd still be alive!'


Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only to catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding a condom onto his penis in preparation of sex with his wife.
Johnny's father in attempt to hide his full erection with a condom on it bent over as if to look under the bed. Little Johnny asked curiously 'What ya doin dad?'
His father quickly replied, 'I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed.'
To which Little Johnny replied 'What ya gonna do, screw him?'