Jaspinder meets a her school friend after 20 years and tells her how her life has been great and that she has 10 children.
'Wow!' says her friend. 'What are their names?'
'Mandeep, Mandeep, Mandeep, Mandeep, Mandeep, Mandeep, Mandeep, Mandeep, Mandeep and Mandeep,' she answers, smiling proudly.
Her friend looks at her dubiously. 'Really?' she says. 'So what if you want them to come in from playing outside?'
'That's easy, I just shout Mandeep and they all come running,' answers Jaspinder.
Her friend is not convinced. 'And what if you want them to come to the table for dinner?' she asks. 'Again,' she says, 'I just shout 'Mandeep, dinner's ready!''
'But wait a minute,’ says her friend. 'What if you just want one of them to do something?'
'That is slightly more difficult,' says the woman, nodding. 'Then I have to use their last names.'



An old woman went to visit her daughter and she found her naked, waiting for her husband.
The mother asks the daughter, 'What are you doing naked?'
The daughter responds, 'This is the dress of love.'
When the mother returns home, she strips naked and waits for her husband.
When her husband arrives, he asks her, 'What are you doing naked?'
She responds, 'This is the dress of love.'
'Well,' he says to her, 'go iron it.'



The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her young students so she took him aside after class one day.
'Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?'
'I'm in love,' replied Little Johnny.
Holding back an urge to smile, the teacher asked, 'With whom?'
'With you!' he said.
'But Little Johnny,' said the teacher gently, 'don't you see how silly that is? Sure I'd like a husband of my own someday... but I don't want a child.'
'Oh, don't worry,' said Little Johnny reassuringly, 'I'll use a condom!'