common between Bus Conductor and Gay man

Question. What is common between a Bus Conductor and a Gay man?
Answer. Both Shout - Pichey Se Aaja

Three whores comparing notes about customers--

Three whores were comparing notes about their customers from the night before.
"I fucked a cowboy last night", said the first.
"How did you know he was a cowboy?" asked the second.
"Well, he wore a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, and kept both the hat and the boots on all the time we were screwing."
"Sounds like a cowboy, all right," the others agree.
"I fucked a lawyer," announced the second. "I could tell because he wore a three piece suit and packed a briefcase. He wore the vest of the suit and hung on to the briefcase all the time we were fucking."
They all agreed he sounded like a lawyer.
"I fucked a grain farmer," commented the third.
"How could you possibly know he was a grain farmer?" one asked.
"First he complained it was too dry, then he whined it was too wet, then he asked if he could pay me in the autumn."

Dustman picking up wheely bins

A dustman is going along a street picking up the wheely bins and emptying them into his dustcart lorry. He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out so he has a quick look for it, goes round the back but still can't see it so he knocks on the door.
There's no answer so he knocks again.
Eventually a Chinese bloke answers... "Harro", says the Chineseman.
"Alright mate, where's your bin?" asks the dustman
"I bin on toilet" replies the Chinese bloke, looking perplexed.
Realising the Chinese fellow has misunderstood, the binman smiles and says "No mate, where's ya dust bin?"
"I dust bin on toilet I told you" says the Chinese man.
"Mate" says the dustman... "you're misunderstanding me...where's your Wheely Bin?"
"OK" "OK" , the chinaman says, "I wheely bin having wank."