After a long night of making love the young guy rolled over, was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on a desk in the distance.
Naturally, the guy began to worry.
'Is this your husband?' he inquired nervously.
'No, silly,' she replied, snuggling up to him.
'Your boyfriend then?' he asked.
'No, not at all,' she said, nibbling away at his ear.
'Well, who is he then?' demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied, 'That's me before the operation.'


A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.
'Hi, is Santa home?'
'No, he went to the store.'
'Well, you mind if I wait?'
'No, come in.'
They sit down and the friend says 'You know Jaspinder, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a thousand bucks if I could just see one.'
Jaspinder thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a thousand bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a thousand bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Banta says 'They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another thousand bucks if I could just see the both of them together.'
Jaspinder thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Banta a nice long look. Banta thanks her, throws another thousand bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.
A while later Santa arrives home and his wife says 'You know, your weird friend Banta came over. '
Santa thinks about this for a second and says 'Well did he drop off the 2000 bucks he owes me?'


A doctor is examining a girl of admirable proportions.
Holding his stethoscope up to her chest, he says, 'Okay, big breaths!'
'Yeth, I know,' said the girl, 'and I'm only sixtheen...'