Three men went to hell.
The devil said to them "You have come to hell, and you must now choose whether to spend eternity in room 1, 2 or 3"
He then opened the doors to the three rooms.
Room 1 was filled with men standing on their heads, on a hard wooden floor.
Room 2 was filled with men standing on the heads, on a cement floor.
Finally, room 3 had just a few men, standing in shit up to their knees and drinking coffee.
The men thought for a while, and decided to go with room 3, as it was less crowded and they could drink coffee.
They entered the door to room 3 and just as it was closing behind them, the devil said "OK men, coffee break's over. Back on your heads.
Simple Operation
A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation. A nurse stopped him and asked, "What's the matter?"
He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right.'"
"She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?"
"She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to the doctor!"
He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right.'"
"She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?"
"She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to the doctor!"
Evolution
One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in the classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children.
The teacher asked a little boy: Sonu do you see the tree outside?
Sonu: Yes.
Teacher: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
Sonu: Yes.
Teacher: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
Sonu: OK. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
Teacher: Did you see God?
Sonu: No.
Teacher: That`s my point. We can`t see God because he isn`t there. He doesn`t exist.
A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions.
The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy: Do you see the tree outside?
Sonu: Yes.
Little girl: do you see the grass outside?
Sonu: Yessssss (getting tired of the questions by this time)
Little girl: Did you see the sky?
Sonu: Yessssss
Little Girl: do you see the teacher?
Sonu: Yes
Little Girl: Do you see her brain?
Sonu: No
Little Girl: Does that mean she doesn`t have one?
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